Most Fine Day

One day the King said to Nasrudin, "You have beset this country with your ass, so that you the only person who knows what most people thought. Now it start, 'Today is the most good for them? "
"O God's shadow, that day will not come again," answered Nasrudin.
"Today the most good for is when they get Excellency happiness and fun in paradise!"

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Three intrepid mouse

Said first mouse, "I I, never afraid of ratcatcher. In fact, deliberately I approach the trap, and trap so it will entice me, I avoid direct. Yaaaah ... always, fill spare time. "
Second mouse does not want to lose. "If I, a rat poison already drink so my day-to-day. It is like white water course, "he said did not want to lose.
Rat third halt, and then suddenly he rose and went. "Hey, wait. You want to go screaming ?!!", other two mice.
While turn, a third mouse said, "I have a date with a cat!"

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Neighbors Cats

Brudin teacher asked, "Brudin, essay about the cat you exactly how any posts with the Aminah?"
"We are a neighbor, mister!" responsible Brudin cuek only.
"Yes, teachers know the pack. But why exactly?"
"Teacher this is how. The story is just about the same cat. The content must be different?"

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Professors are out

On a night a forgetful professor who return home late and weak. When re-opened the door, he realized that he did not bring the house key. Finally, he tap-strum her house door to his wife awakened and opens the door.
Because the house is very dark, at the time of opening the door of the wife can not identify the professor who is her husband. The wife said, "excuse me ...... professors are out . He does not have at home!"
Professor forgetful that said, "OK, if so I'll be back tomorrow. Thank you, Mother!"

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